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The WhackMan Reviews: This Cunt’s For You

Ah what a motherfuckin’ piece of goddamn shit This Cunt’s for You is. Visual Images really spilled the ball sauce on this bush league production. The entire movie is littered with pointless jump cuts, a horrendously bad and loud sound track, and at times they even go into some stupid slow motion shots, which only served to piss The WhackMan off. They’ll piss you off to if you waste your time with this bullshit sorry fucking excuse for a porno movie. Motherfuck!

Summer Storm gets piped first by John Strong. After a shitty attempt at story (even by porn standards) with this stupid-ass devil running all over the place, their dull fucking is only saved by some nice anal, which at times does feature some good rhythm.

Scene 2 is filled with more of the same god awful shit. Kiki Daire is young, but her and her stupid fake tits are gonna hit the wall real soon. She’s on a one-way trip to nowhere, and Jeremy Steele ain’t nothing special either. This scene’ll only serve to make every half-ass motherfucker and bitch ass tramp think they can fuck on film. This business takes real professionals. The WhackMan was not amused.

Scene 3 is a fucking nightmare. Lena Ramon, what is your old bitch flat chested hairy vaginaed ass doing fucking for money on film? Please tell The WhackMan. Please! The WhackMan will GIVE YOU money to get out of the business. Fuck you, Lena!

Scene 4 alleviated some of The WhackMan’s anger. Miss Felony has got a nice body and takes it real good from behind. She and Mr. Steele – who redeems himself a little in The WhackMan’s eyes with this performance – get all good and sweaty together, and at the end in a funny twist, Felony has him cum on a book that she was “readingâ€? when the scene started. For some stupid reason The WhackMan got a kick out of this, probably ‘cause The WhackMan has such a strong, natural affinity for lit-tra-ture.

The WhackMan would’ve given this fucking piece of shit a Zero, were it not for The WhackMan being such a Tireless Professional. The WhackMan has no Zero on his rating scale because as long as people are having sex for money, no matter how pitiful or shamelessly produced, The WhackMan can blow a load. That’s how dedicated The WhackMan is, and why The WhackMan gets paid to do what The WhackMan does. FUCK YOU Visual Images, and FUCK YOU This Cunt’s for You!

The WhackMan Reviews: Girls School 3

Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians… They make the fucking world go ‘round, as far as The WhackMan’s concerned. But the makers of Girls School 3 need to take porn making 101 over again.

All the scenes start off with lots of stupid questions. Far too many that the girls can’t answer and only cut in on their hot lesbo action. First up is a pair of sweet young lezes who go to town on each others boxes. Both these chicks have sweet racks and kick ass fucking porn starlet bodies, but The WhackMan couldn’t really get into this scene ‘cause of the stupid fucking music that’s being played over the whole fucking scene.

Old looking Gabriella and young looking Kylie Wylde go at each other next. Gabby fingers Kylie’s cunt beautifully while lappin’ up her hooha juice, then Ms. Wylde reciprocates, eventually strapping on a cock and bending Gabriella over the tub to slam it home. Again with the fucking music, but nice job girls.

Mika Tan and her Asian jugs finish things up. Cleopatra dives into her muff so fiercely that Mika goes buck wild right there on the lawn, her hairy snatch whipping all over the fucking place. Not wanting to be shown up, Mika then straps on a plastic cock and punishes her white bitch with it.

Girls School 3 saddens The WhackMan a great deal. Plenty of hot lesbo talent, but the producers of this flick really need to get their heads out of their asses. The WhackMan could have blown a couple more loads than he did to this one.