Mr. Horsecock 3
June 30, 2007 on 9:10 am | In ALL, DVD Review | No CommentsIt’s time for the bling and the bitches. Gentlemen Video’s Mr. Horsecock 3 is cruisin the streets and pickin up these whores and he’s fuckin em up left, right, over, under, and sideways. These whores better have a glass of water nearby because after this saddle ride, it’s gonna hurt oh so good.
Scene 1 opens up with a foul mouthed mature blonde named Chelsea Zinn giving some deep throat. Chelsea then gets pounded from underneath while beggin for the business—this bitch loves cock and has a passion that is rare in the business today—The Whackman is lightweight attracted to this bitch. Chelsea’s fuck buddy feeds her the cock in multiple positions in a decent opening scene.
Scene 2 is a petite brunette named Lacy who probably gives the most lazy, boring blow job The Whackman has witnessed; The Whackman damn near fell asleep. Her tight pussy is finally penetrated deep by the monster cock, but Lacy is such a dead fuck that The Whackman made a sandwich while watching this unexciting scene. A blow up doll would have made a better scene than this bitch (who didn’t even show The Whackman a tit as a consolation prize).
A decent looking blonde named Malory Knoxxx gave a similar bj to that of Lacy—dammit, who the fuck is casting these tramps? Malory then gets doggied from the thoroughbred cock and she shows a little more enthusiasm than the chick in the last scene which makes her performance at almost par. Malory is best when lying on her back, but both her and Lacy need to take notes from Chelsea.
A ménage et trois ensues between two ugly broads (an old wicked witch of the west lookin red head named Christina Noir and an out of shaped ebony chick named Shadow Cat) and an unlucky cock. The two sluts switch off sucking off the poor dude before the ebony humpback whale sits her thick self on his cock while the white chick licks dude’s balls. Christina gets the drillin doggy style while Shadow lip locks dude. Then, both chicks are on their backs to get a fair share of horsecock. Although they weren’t the easiest on the eyes, The Whackman gives them a B+ for effort. If the ebony chick lost about 40lbs and little red riding hood put a bag over her face, it might have worked.
Mr. Horsecock 3 deserves some praise for not having a single piece of storyline to drag the movie because after Chelsea opened up in scene one, the rest of the movie was horse shit. Malory did alright in scene 3 and alright is a generous compliment. The casting fucking sucked in this waste of a goddam time movie and 2 shots were unloaded in a hesitant, head shaking kind of satisfaction.
Kid Squirt
June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Fetish, Gonzo, Squirting | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: She’s an adorable knockout of a nympho who loves to suck, screw, finger bang, eat pussy & swallow cum! Studio: Gentlemens Starring: Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Eric Masterson, Maya Devine, Shelbee Myne Genres: Fetish, Gonzo, Squirting Length: 70 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Compilation, Rough Sex, Fetish | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: Ready for the most savage and shocking kinky sex you’ve ever laid eyes on? You won’t believe what you see in this wild collection: Leather and latex, domination and submission, blindfolded bondage, nasty strap-on action, foot worship and foot jobs! Studio: Adam And Eve Starring: Amber Lynn, Amber Michaels, Ava Vincent, Brittany Andrews, Dominica Leoni, Mia Smiles, Nicole Sheridan, Nina Hartley, Olivia O’lovely Genres: Rough Sex, Compilation, Fetish Length: 180 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Anal | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: Giant poles for tiny holes! XXX hardcore action! And they say size doesn’t matter, yeah right! Size does matter to these little girls who take on big boys. Loving every minute of it and going for the ride of their lives, these are scenes you will never forget. Studio: Toxxxic Starring: Gisselle, Jasmine Lynn, Kitty, Lee Stone, Lucy Lee, Mark Davis, Mark Wood Genres: Anal Length: 105 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Anal, Threeway, Interracial | No Comments![]() ![]() |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Asian | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: These gorgeous Indian girls are doing everything that they shouldn’t be doing! Don’t miss the hot action in every scene. Studio: Gentlemens Starring: Franco, Indra Verma, Joe Cool, Medaha, Mumtaz, Tony X, Wild Will Genres: Asian Length: 85 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Lesbians, Threeway, Titty Fucking | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: his couples-oriented sexvid stars Nikki Prince as the seemingly conservative owner of a classic old house. She rents it out to young couples who are just starting out in their lives together. Little do these folks realize that actually Nikki’s a life-force vampire who lives off of the souls of her tenants. Whenever folks have sex in front of a certain antique mirror their souls are sucked into the mirror and transferred to Nikki. The couples then disappear from the face of the earth. It’s all very straightforward and the excellent cast makes sure that the sex is more than hot enough to pull it all off. Studio: Cal Vista Starring: Anthony Crane, Cherry Mirage, Dale Dabone, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Mia Smiles, Nikki Prince, Olivia Parrish, Sindee Coxx, T.j. Hart, Temptress Genres: Lesbians, Titty Fucking, Threeway Length: 80 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Sex Toys, Fetish, Nymphos | No Comments![]() ![]() |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In MILF, Amateur | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: These fine ladies have been locked away in their houses for far too long. With their husbands away on business, our housewives need, crave, and demand satisfaction. The action gets hot and horny the moment their desires are finally unleashed! Studio: Homegrown Video Starring: Daisy May, Elaine, Genella, Melinda, Savannah Genres: MILF, Amateur Length: 85 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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June 30, 2007 on 12:00 am | In Big Tits, All Girl | No Comments![]() ![]() |
Movie Description: Busty babes getting each other off in all sorts of ways. Guaranteed to get you off in record time. Studio: Bizarre Starring: Alexis Amore, Cleopatra, Kimberly Kupps, Minka, Tanya Danielle Genres: Big Tits, All Girl Length: 80 minutes. More Movie Info Visit XVN Show All RSS Feeds |
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